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r/Jokes. Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began ...
Sreyb. •. This is my favorite joke, it just takes a while to tell. Three men arrive in heaven at the same time. St. Peter comes out to greet them. "Sorry about this guys," says St. Peter. "God didn't realize just how many people would get into heaven, so we have a new policy.
2016年12月16日 · Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill “Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby.”. Mom 2 takes a pill and says, “Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby.”. Mom 3 takes a pill and says, “Thalidomide…I can’t knit sleeves.”.
r/funny: Reddit's largest humor depository Memes of any sort are expressly forbidden. This includes any variety of memetic image or video format, any footage or photographs of memes in real-world or virtual settings (as with "challenges" and other imitated behaviors), and any derivation or adaptation of memetic content.
Some may call them "Dad Jokes." Some may call them "Corny Jokes." This is a place for G-rated, short, and funny jokes...perfect for kids and any audience.
Koon's wife and the random guy ate meat. For Koon, a vegan, survival meant consuming mulberry leaves, as that was the only vegetation on the island. By day 9, a bond blossomed between the random guy and Koon's wife. Despite growing desires, the random guy's attempts to fuck her were thwarted by Koon's constant presence.
The second worst opening is a joke. Not because I'm humorless and hate jokes but because NONE OF YOU ARE FUNNY. You tell dumb, tired jokes, your delivery is terrible, and your timing is lousy. Sacrament meeting is not open mic night at the comedy club
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Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so ...
After the man orders a cocktail, the bartender says, "Buddy, I'm sorry, but I've just gotta ask..." "It's about my head, isn't it?" "Yeah. What's with the head?" "I'll tell you," says the man. "A long time ago, I was shipwrecked on a deserted island, and I lived there by myself for many years.
